Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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