So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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