Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Is Oprah even human
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
