Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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