i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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