she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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