he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
operation harelip BJ is a go
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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