ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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