I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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