I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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