Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
