I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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