we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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