Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
How's work?
Spinning.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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