1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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