If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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