So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
