i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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