he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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