But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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