Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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