no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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