You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
