is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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