It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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