bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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