no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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