Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
