Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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