he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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