why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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