He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
two words: eviction party
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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