who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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