Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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