Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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