Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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