there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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