Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
True strength comes from lack of pants
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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