his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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