The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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