Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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