Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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