You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Just cropdusted the office
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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