just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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