maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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