found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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