is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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