I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I need water and some morals
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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