My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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