white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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