dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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