woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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