plz talk dirty to me
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Farmville is her only friend.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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