why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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