I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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